Me: "My phone's broken.
Mom: "It look perfectly fine."
Me: "NO! It doesn't have Justin's number in it"
Mom: -.- *walks away*


Me: "I named my laptop, Tv and phone Justin Bieber"
Friend: "Em...why?"
Me: "So I can say I turned him on"
Friend: "Oh god"


#ItsABelieberThing

HITTA TOM PETTERSON AND KICK HIS FUCKING ASS!
Seriously dude! Miljoner av skrikande cheyer kommer leta upp dig och de kommer fan slå ner dig, *idiot* !
WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Tom Petterson har precis gjort det största misstaget in his life. Undra hur länge han kommer leva? Vad tror ni? Någon dag typ?

Well, We're protecting our Bieber #ITSABELIEBERTHING


För er som undrar vad jag snackar om....detta snackar jag om:
Hans namn är Tom Petterson...

Friend: "Hey swan, hey little guy, hey bud..."
Me: "Sorry dude, but it was only cool when Justin
dit it. Plus your scaring the poor swan"


Teacher: "Do you have any question to ask?"
Me: *raises a hand* "Do you like Justin? He's very sexy,
isn't he?"
Teacher: "Anyone else?"


Teacher: "Can anyone speak more than 1 launguages?"
Me: *raise hand*
Teacher: "Uhm, yes."
Me: "I can Speak Tongues, Bieberish and English" ;) (+ Swedish ofc)

Hater: "Justin Bieber is gay!"
Me: "Don't worry dude, if I was you I would be jealous
of him too"


Teacher: "Why are you late for class every morning?"
Me: "Well, ever since I put Bieber posters in my room
it's sort of impossible to leave"


 

Hater: "Justin Bieber looks like a girl!"
Me: "And your face looks like someone sat on it but
you don't hear me complaining"


*Justin Bieber comes on TV*
Me: "Holy crap, i think i just Biebergasmed!"
Dad: "WHAT?!"
Me: "Ehh...I think my leg just spasmed?"
Dad: "Nice save.."


Friend: "She was like...and they were like..."
Me: "And I was like...BABY BABY BABY OHHHH!!" :D
*friend rolls eyes*